ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via ace-lazyass)

safeguards:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

WHOA

safeguards:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

WHOA

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the-treble:


cheriiiiiiiiiiiiiii:

derpycats:

Willow hasn’t quite mastered the concept of a cat door yet.

she looks so lost

It has been three days. The servants have rebelled and refuse me refuge in my castle. They point and laugh and take pictures while I have been reduced to grovelling to be let in. I fear this may be my last entry.

the-treble:

cheriiiiiiiiiiiiiii:

derpycats:

Willow hasn’t quite mastered the concept of a cat door yet.

she looks so lost

It has been three days. The servants have rebelled and refuse me refuge in my castle. They point and laugh and take pictures while I have been reduced to grovelling to be let in. I fear this may be my last entry.

(via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

captaingumdrop:

muddaytires:

1037135:

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

captaingumdrop:

muddaytires:

1037135:

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

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miirkwoods:

modern day tolkien elves

modern day elves getting away sleeping in the classroom with their eyes open

modern day elves straightening each other hair

modern day elves wearing flip flops in the snow

modern day elves shooting with compound bows

just modern day elves

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lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!

gogogo!

Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
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IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK

Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

Patricia. 

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guy:

*high fives your ass*

*asks for consent before high fiving your ass*

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viria:

oncelerfuckingmagic:

beastlyart:

alliartist:


The Witch’s Son by ~Auroaronkitten

I like this a lot.
You always see things like the witch’s daughter. This is more interesting to me, since it’s rarely done!

Holy details, wow. WOW.

wow

this is literally one of my favourite drawings ever

viria:

oncelerfuckingmagic:

beastlyart:

alliartist:

The Witch’s Son by ~Auroaronkitten

I like this a lot.

You always see things like the witch’s daughter. This is more interesting to me, since it’s rarely done!

Holy details, wow. WOW.

wow

this is literally one of my favourite drawings ever

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frostbackscat:

One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.

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"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

Shoot him damnit. You have a gun. Win! Kill him! No! Don’t give him a speech!

(via mhd-hbd)

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